I was thinking, it would be nice to blow the dust off that Tumblr account and use it to confirm appearances. Only the guaranteed, signed, sealed, lead pipe lock stuff so we (yes it's all about me) don't have to scour the internet trying to find rumors or leaks as to what maybe happening. No maybe's or thinking about it, just the guaranteed ones. That way everything is a rumor until it shows up on there!
I am not asking for "The Thomas Cook Timetables" of Alizée's life, just the appearances. To know, perchance to see, ay there's the rub...
Do you, like myself, ever get the feeling that she does not want us to know. She prefers us to hear through various third person sources. An elaborate cat and mouse game. It does not seem that it is the best thing for her publicity but still she insists upon it. I really do not question it any more, I only just need to re-verify it to myself. Why? She takes her sweetness and teases us with a touch of salt.
I constantly read about Alizée as this angel, this sweetness... But she is this sweetness with just a touch of salt... Le Caramel au Beurre Salé. Just to balance out the flavor.
Until Alizée names her new album... maybe that is what I will call it, Le Caramel au Beurre Salé
Your friend... le beauf :)
Alizee Lyonnet
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Le Caramel au Beurre Salé
Monday, September 26, 2011
Alizée... TV no TV
Alizée... TV no TV
Alizée a été retiré de la liste sur claponline pour l'emission du 5 octobre "La nuit nous appartient", et remplacé
Booba aurait déjà "prêté sa plume" à Alizée, mais le morceau n'est jamais sorti.
Alizée a été retiré de la liste sur claponline pour l'emission du 5 octobre "La nuit nous appartient", et remplacé par l'humoriste Max Boublil et Miss France 2011 Laury Thilleman.
google translate
Alizée has been removed from the list on claponline for the emission of October 5 "We Own the Night," and replaced
Booba have already "paid his pen" to Alizée, but the song was never released.
Alizée has been removed from the list on claponline for the emission of October 5 "We Own the Night," and replaced by comedian Max Boublil and Miss France 2011 Thilleman Laury.
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Alizée and the Euro vs Mexican Peso
Alizée's trips to Mexico as compared to the Euro vs Mexican Peso Currency Exchange
I noticed Alizée's trips to Mexico coincide with the exchange rate being 1 Euro to at least 18 Mexican Peso's. No trips when the exchange rate was below 18.
So if her fee is pegged to the Euro there is some considerable advantages.
Let's make up a fee of 10,000 Euros
If the conversion rate is 15 Mexican Peso's that converts to 150,000
If the conversion rate is 18 Mexican Peso's that converts to 180,000
That is a 20% jump if you can take advantage of it. Could be a new set of golf clubs just for the conversion factor.
Yeah right.... just another conspiracy theory :)
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Alizée... TV
Yes Paris, you heard it! "Alizée will be on the set of We Own the Night, broadcast by Mustapha Wednesday, October 5"
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Alizée.com internet real estate for sale
Alizée.com internet real estate for sale. Location, Location, Location... it has been registered since 1999. Ready to move in, great for a restaurant, model, surfer and even a singer/entertainer.
Such a deal.
Alizée and the missing hat
Alizée and the missing hat
Jérémy... I am running late, I am upstairs and can't find my hat, have you seen it????
Alizée - Jeopardy - 2011-10-14
Alizée - Jeopardy - 2011-10-14
ahhh, the question to the answer from the previous post.
Why do I do this? Well, Alizée is not giving me previously unpublished photos to advertise for an easy post. I am not into the re posting the same material you all read before. So.... I have nothing left but to be the smart, witty, clever one.
Am too Alizée! Don't listen to her.
The answer is...
2011-10-14
The question is...
What is the expiration date of the domain name www.uneenfantdusiecle.com
Domain Name Watch
Will uneenfantdusiecle.com be allowed to lapse? I really don't see that as a big deal.
But it gives us something to do... right?
Up until just recently (this is interesting to me) uneenfantdusiecle.com was forwarded to www.alizee-officiel.com
That has just been changed! The powers to be are well aware and are in here tinkering around! It now forwards to Sony Music France
There you go. The question to the answer and a little more!!!
Alizée I am not a pain in the ass, I'm smart, witty and clever!
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Alizée Jeopardy
With the end of one era and the start of another, it's time for a new and relative...
Alizée Jeopardy
By now you know how the game works. We reveal the answer, you must give a response in the form of a question.
Todays twist is... you are the contestant! ... and don't forget, in the form of a question.
Alizée should be like....
So many of you want Alizée to be like ____________ (fill in the blank)
Not me.
If Alizée was different then she is now... I don't think I would be interested.
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Friday, September 16, 2011
A.Community regarding Zenith - Alizée
A. Community
Google Translate "Moi Lolita version Chateau Marmont has been distributed throughout the Zenith. So this song will be broadcast for 90 Generation! Broadcast on video screens!"
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M'sieur Etienne Comment ça ? Sans Alizée ?Wednesday at 1:03pm · · 1 person
A. Community Oui mais ils filment un nouveau public...ça sert strictement a rien selon moi...mais bon!
Wednesday at 1:07pm ·
M'sieur Etienne Mais quel est l'intérêt de rediffuser la prestation ? Et même de refaire cette émission tout court ?!
Wednesday at 1:08pm · · 1 person
A. Community Ben on est d'accord!!! Parce qu'ils doivent penser qu'on fait attention au public qd on mate leur émission!
Wednesday at 1:14pm ·
M'sieur Etienne Mais en plus tout le monde va croire qu'Alizée est comme ça en ce moment du coup !
Wednesday at 1:17pm ·
Matthieu Duchamp J adore cette version, existe t elle en version audio studio a télécharger ?
Wednesday at 3:02pm ·
A. Community C'est certain qu'il y a une version studio. Mais je ne crois pas quelle ait été diffusée.
Wednesday at 3:11pm ·
M'sieur Etienne Oh, on l'aura sûrement dans deux ou trois ans, sortie de nulle part !
Wednesday at 3:12pm ·
A. Community Derrière moi yen a un qui a dit: " oh mais elle a grandit"...sa copine lui a dit : " c'est les talons" ...Oui mais encore...un ange passe...on en entend des trucs!
Wednesday at 3:18pm · · 2 people
Loïc Martel Et puis perso alizee est associée aux années 2000 ! Je ne vois pas pourquoi on l évoque ici abec en plus une rediffusion ... Bref ! Vivement le nouvel album ...
Wednesday at 9:56pm ·
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Alizée - Mademoiselle Juliette 4 years old
Alizée - Mademoiselle Juliette 4 years old
Released September 30, 2007
Mademoiselle Juliette... remember the purple yahoo chair and the voguing...
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Alizée - Generation 90
Alizée - Generation 90
Generation 90
Google Translate:
Nostalgia when you hold us ... Tuesday, September 13, from 7:30 p.m., all leading artists of the 90s will meet at the Zenith in Paris for a great evening "90 Generation" by Nikos Aliagas and Liane Foly.
Among the artists confirmed, there will Alizée, Ophelie Winter, 2 Unlimited, Francois Feldman, Gala, Bonnie Tyler, Helene Rolles, Haddaway, Larusso, Manau, Dany Brilliant, Princess Erika, Jil Caplan also Khaled, Real 2 Real, Francky Vincent, Yannick, Zouk Machine, Lou Bega, Allan Theo, Hermes House Band, Pauline Esther or Anggun
or
Concert Live
Stars Actu
Quoting from this article premiere.fr and should be noted this article does not mention Alizée while the others do (we shall see ???)
After a first issue that has captivated the public, Nikos Aliagas Liane Foly and come back for a second batch of the emission generation 90 Saturday, September 24, 2011 at 20:45.
Nikos Aliagas found Liane Foly next Saturday, September 24 for a new generation number 90. After a first edition released in July 2010 which was followed by 4.242 million viewers for 27.9% audience share, the duo off again to discover the artists that marked the 90s.
Monday, September 12, 2011
Thursday, September 8, 2011
God Save My Shoes
God Save My Shoes
Alizée, as the video says, you don't NEED 60 pairs of shoes
I thought about documenting your shoes... but I don't have that kind of time :)
There you go Jeremy, I said it, you can just paypal me the €10
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Alizée - UEDS - the early tweets
Alizée - UEDS - the early tweets
Remember the first posts during the UEDS era?
It took a year after this post, well 11 months.
Remember these?
relax
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Alizee 2012 and the new album
I had a flash back today, no not that kind, a flash back to the beginnings of UEDS. An idea occurred to me, why not "re-post" and document the information that is being posted.
So I started
I decided to have a little fun with wordpress. Now I have to tell you it's been a while and it's a little rough looking. I'll work on it, I am rusty. But it's kind of fun playing with wordpress.
OK OK here is where you will find it http://alizee2012.wordpress.com/ or just Alizee 2012
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Freddie Mercury 65 birthday
Freddie Mercury 65 birthday
Sept 5th
Google did (or soon to be in your time zone) a Google Doodle on their home page celebrating Freddie Mercury's 65 birthday. Click on the doodle to watch it.
http://www.google.com.sg/
or catch the youtube video google doodle
Viinyl
This is a great website viinyl
1 song, 1 site, 1 URL
Alizée let's talk about this...
One of the problems with all the social media is that.... well.... you have to be social. Let's be honest here, really, social media Alizée, is not your forte. I don't think that is an insult, I believe you wear that badge proudly. Whether it is Twitter, Tumblr, MySpace, Youtube, Alizee Store...do I need to go on? You get the idea. Jeremy is that a smirk on your face, you're not much better my friend, at least there is a @mellealizee. Now let's pretend you don't know everything in the world... just try for a minute.
Viinyl...
You set up one URL per song, each song has it's own URL
It's a static site, no social media updates to deal with
It could be all your singles or all your songs
Nice to know which site gets the most visits, perhaps a surprise
Can be set up to buy via iTunes
Links to all your dreaded social media sites
Don't just take my word for it. I know you are a "Don't believe the Hype" girl so check out what they have to say Don't Believe the Hype
A few examples
http://alreadyyours.viinyl.com/
http://sweetirene.viinyl.com/
http://idareyou.viinyl.com/
From a SEO point of view look at all the back links you can create to your main sites, OMG your webmaster is h̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶o̶r̶g̶a̶s̶i̶m̶ ... I mean, really excited.
Best of all for you, it's static, no upkeep!!!
Can you imagine all the back links from ALL of your songs... your webmaster can!
It can be in French, English, Spanish and German! - Perfect!
Lyrics too!
I am not seeing much downside. Jeremy, when you get off the golf course, give it a shot with your stuff too.
:)
P.S. It's for Artist and Labels... not fans. So fans... don't pass yourself off as Alizee or Jeremy or any other Jacotey de jour. Got it!
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Alizée songs on facebook
Log in and comment on Alizée songs... via facebook
Look at you, and you thought you had nothing to do this weekend...
Alizée Facebook language
Is it me? Don't answer that!
Why is it... that Alizée's Facebook page.... while not logged in... everything is in Spanish?
I had always assumed that the pre log in language was the language used by the owner when it was set up. Spanish? Is it my browser? hmmmmm
Curiouser and curiouser! cried Alizee Nation
Alizée Facebook language: http://es-es.facebook.com/pages/Aliz%C3%A9e/14762050573
really es-es who set this up and runs it? Alizée would you have really set it up in Spanish?
Friday, September 2, 2011
some high tech Alizée fun
some high tech Alizée fun
I would like this one on a t shirt and have someone come up and scan me :)
interactive tee shirts and caps
QR code reader apple
QR code reader blackberry
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Alizée... the rest of the MySpace story
Alizée... the rest of the MySpace story
If you have been following I showed you MySpace in August and September 2008. But what about today you say... good question!
If you were to visit today
This is what you would see
Now stick with us boys and girls, this is where it gets good.
What did it look like the day before my MySpace post on August 30th
What do you mean... take a look at this
Remember the same thing happened after I posted about her YouTube site
I post and then it immediately gets changed?????
Alizée, we have to stop meeting like this, what will everyone say. What I really can't figure out is... am I pushing your buttons or are you pushing mine? It sure has been fun, but... I need to know... was it as good for you as it was for me? :)
I don't want to hear about staff or coincidence... it's my imagination and I like my story.
So, another game of internet footsie
The final question remains...
Is Alizée rolling on the floor laughing... or did she storm off calling me an arrogant ass...
I can live with either :)
